Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Quirks in a day of a Venture Capital Firm - 21st January 2009

Happy advanced Chinese New Year to one and all!

One pet peeve I have is when someone honestly and deliberately does not take the effort in doing things right, particularly when they are in the full capacity to do so. Not only does the subject sound like a typical Nigerian scam email, the entire message reeks of laziness, namely:
  • the name (this message came to me from LinkedIn, the writer has to actually click into my profile, and at the message screen, my name would again be displayed in the "to" box, I doubt he can actually miss seeing my name)
  • the acronyms (just what are you expecting a potential employer to know what is "opp")
  • the manner of the letter (looks just like an sms chat)
Job seekers, read and learn.

SASI REDDY has sent you a message.

Date: 1/28/2009

Subject: Dear

Dear
This is Syamsundar Reddy
is there any opp SAP BI
Ihave 4yrs exp in SAP BI
if any i sthere plz revert ..

Thnskregrds
Syamsundar Reddy

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Fiction is sometimes truer than fact

I dreamt up an entire fable lividly while sleeping in this Sunday after working late in the office yesterday on a contract format for a new startup and a technical paper to be used to bid for a government project. For posterity sake, I am documenting whatever I remember of the story here; I can't recall the earlier parts of the dream before this fable.

The vivid part of the dream started with this german chap telling a story. Saying that he normally carries a backpack filled with mixed seeds "to maximize collaboration within nature" or something to that effect, of which he scatters them along his way to school (or was it work?) but he always never scatters any into a particularly rocky path he passes, only scattering at the ground just before and after the rocky path.

One day, he noticed that a shoot, something like a bougainvilla sprouting out from the furthermost corner of the rocky path. Not possible he said to himself, the rocks are barren. Yet as the days pass, the shoots sprouted and grew further into the rocky path. Without complaint and without pain, the bougainvillas grew out from the rocks, clearing a path for other plants to grow, of which they did slowly and steadily, eventually converting the entire rocky path into a lush greenland.

It was around here where I woke up. Somehow this parable put into my dream gave me insight into what I am doing and facing at the present, perhaps it might do the same for you.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

A tribute to a part of me that left



2009 is a year of change for many of us. Be it for better or worse, we adapt, accept and move on.

I am blessed to have had the honor to have once walked my life's journey with this person of whom I respect for her strength and determination. While we have our areas of disagreement, there is no denying the many other positive aspects of what we achieved and learnt together.

Injustices and betrayals gives way to grace and forgiveness, despair and grief to comfort and peace. While we no longer walk along the same path, I wish her well and peace in whatever paths and decisions she will make and undertake for the future.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

NOTICE: Resignation as Director of Social Creatives Ltd as at 1st January 2009

I am giving notice on various public platforms of my resignation as a Director of Social Creatives Ltd with effect from 1st January 2009. While I will not be able to provide detailed information on my decision, I am providing a summary of my rationale behind the decision.

I cannot represent a company which operates in a manner that is inconsistent with what I would stand for in my definition of a Social Enterprise. My definition is in line with what is defined in the “Social Enterprise” Wikipedia entry: “A commonly-cited rule of thumb is that their income is derived from the business trading rather than from subsidy or donations.”

I was invited to be a Director in the fledging company on the pretext that I would contribute to the company in a tangible manner on the areas of entrepreneurship. I ended up being assigned the role of a “treasurer” in my absence, and was tasked with non-value adding responsibilities of reading out monthly financial reports and signing cheques with amounts larger than S$10,000. Effectively, my duties were customary.

The continued additions of Board Members without clear operational roles appeared to me to be a name-and-rank-pulling exercise. Instead of a meaningful nurture of a strong operational team consistent with the growth priorities for a sustainable social enterprise, the company focused on building and utilising a visual array of expert profiles for marketing purposes. I feel great concern that nothing was mentioned about the rollout of actual, non-grant-linked business activities.

The management postulates instead of creates, focuses on fund-raising over profit-making, and is led by an individual who has been meticulously aware of hiding his true age from myself during the period of my involvement, giving me the impression that he may have more to hide particularly and unfortunately confirmed with the deliberate action of incorporation of Social Creatives Ltd under his name when he, with the knowledge of the duties and obligations expected of a director as listed in the Company Act of Singapore, is aware that he is not of the legal age to act in the capacity of a director.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas!



It was a pleasant surprise for me to have bought a copy of "The Priests" album; I haven't bought a CD for the past few years after getting used to YouTube being my music source of choice.

The story goes that 3 catholic priests were spotted by Sony BMG and the rest was history. This debut album has already hit platinium, hit the Top 5 in the UK album chart and even awarded a Guinness World Record, all within barely 2 months of launching their album. With the proceeds from the sale of this CD going to charity, it is the perfect spirit of giving in this season of forgiving.

While I'd love to share their music, their YouTube video is not embeddable so here's the link for your Christmas enjoyment. Happy holidays and God bless!

YouTube video: The Priests - O Holy Night

EDIT (10/102009): Managed to find a "trailer" video of their performance.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Quirks in a day of a Venture Capital Firm - 31st May 2008

It is a glorious long weekend with the Hari Raya Haji break here in Singapore, and being home for more than 24 hours is a very welcome change.

Having some time off from doing up my speech and PowerPoint presentation for a renewable energy conference in January 2009, I managed to dig out this delusional investment email, spacing errors and all. Live long and prosper.

Subject: Investment Partnership
From: "President RayoZ"
Date: Sat, May 31, 2008 7:56 pm
To: startup@azionecapital.com
Priority: Normal

Dear Sir I am Mr Raymond Foo and will be 20 years old this year. I am looking for funding to invest and trade US Contracts for Difference (CFDs) and stocks using the SaxoTrader program offered by Saxo Capital Singapore. Hence, I will like to enquire if you are interested in this partnership despite a slowdown economy in US. Best RegardsRaymond Foo



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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Quirks in a day of a Venture Capital Firm - 3rd December 2008

It is a common assumption that Venture Capitalists are an arrogant bunch by either never replying emails or always asking always probing.

Every other day, I would receive some quirky emails requesting for investments. Some are genuinely misguided while others are seriously delusional. I believe it is time to clear the air on what a Venture Capitalist has to wade through their email boxes on a daily basis. I will be posting up (on an irregular basis) various email solicitations worthy of a Simon Cowell retort. Enjoy.

PS. Do note the sender name differs from the sign off name.

Subject: INTERNET DUAL SYSTEM
From: "Michael Wedra"
Date: Wed, December 3, 2008 9:29 pm
To: startup@azionecapital.com
Priority: Normal

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I’ve a patent that drastically increases internet security.
For the realization of the system I need 200 million USD’s investment capital.
With this amount of money you can buy 20% of a new company.
You’ll earn 600 million USD’s per year.

A video – presentation is available: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4UWUG5RShE

Thank you for your efforts in advance
sincerely

Csaba Bona

PS: Please forward this email to every known Billionaires, investor.
In case of realization for 1 % comission.

Your answer is appreciated.


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